I was a snotty snot when I first found this dress and texted it to no less than, well, the handful of people who appreciate that I swim in the shallow end of the humanity pool sometimes. Strangers in the fitting room insisted that I buy it. At first...I resisted. I mean...I don't need this dress? Where do I go that I would need such a thing? And then it sat and sat and sat in my head. For...like...two weeks.Hugo Boss dress. Should retail for at least $750.
Nevermind that if I gain so much as an OUNCE, it won't fit...and heaven forbid I should need to sit down in said dress...
Nevermind that it gives me...er...the APPEARANCE of certain assets...Then? It had to be mine.
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